Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

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Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking for the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it. FML

Swine flu spreading in Mexico.

NBZ...... Seriously, i feel like dying. My mum has every reasons for reject my every single request to go overseas. Uh, though i don't really see Malaysia as overseas. You know, overseas = sit on a plane. For example, I'm planning to go JB this Friday since it's a PH. So i asked my mum for permission because i don't really feel like lying to her (this shows that i had fucking grown up!) even though i dread listening to her reply. I'm almost 100 per cent sure she is going to give me a big fat NO to this. I have never been so sure in my life before man. But it's only Malaysia right, cross one damn bridge only. So i decided to cross my finger and try my luck. Eh, seriously i got cross my finger when i asked her. But apparently, lady luck jitao MIA me and my mum disagreed to my request, as usual. 

Her reason?

"You never watch the news ah? Now got the swine flu leh. Plus hor, later Lloyd bring you there to sell how. You still so young." FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK. NBCB. 

Honestly, i think you can do better lor. 

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I had to keep convincing myself that my mum is right, my mum is right, my mum is right because i don't want to start cursing her and get struck by lightning in the end. 

But this is a tough job!!

Hi, ok this is what happened yesterday.
I went out w/o my phone because i left it charging in my room afterwhich i totally forgot its existence. So like I'm supposed to call Lloyd when I'm at the bus stop so that he can meet me but my phone is missing so i prayed and hoped that he somehow heard my prayer and zoom all the way down to the bus stop just in time. But he, as usual, wasn't there. There must be something wrong if he actually is there! So i had no choice but to walk to his house to inform him that I'm done and then walked back to the bus stop together. Very zzz, i know.

Head town, bought presents for his mum + cupcakes!! then back to bpp. Zzz. And that fucker kept on and on commenting on how my fav. shoe sucks because it's too big, blah. Nbz. Andrea go kill him!!!

Anyone watched Star Award yesterday night? The dress Zoe Tay wore is chio dao...! Ok, enough of it.

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Good things are worth sharing.

Too cute, hah.

My favourite day is completed with...

lunch @ fav. place

accompanied by fav. breast flend

with my fav. pair of shoe

caught up with fav. Pearlyn

at her fav. workplace

and she took my fav. shotafterwhich, late night movie with my fav. gayfriends

before that, fav. xing ren hu @ hk cafe

(look @ my limbs!!)

ended the day with my fav. candies

School is resuming and i have lessons from 9am all the way to 4pm tmr with one hour worth of break in between which coincidentally falls at 1pm which indicates that the canteens are gonna be packed with students and lecturers and freshies. Nicez. I still dread going to school even after 15 years long of education. But at the same time, i am terrified of graduating because i hate to start working. Very contradicting i know. I am as confused, but no choice, i have to show my face up in block 56 tmr at 9am no matter what. 

HANDSOME SUIT!

 ハンサム★スーツ

I. Am. So. Angry.

K. I am very pissed now i tell you. Fugging hell i had to bid goodbye to the trip to Batam because my mom thinks that Indo is now having some damn elections and because of that, there might be a possibility that i might fall into the hands of the rebels or what not. Super ridiculous. I mean i see no reason why if they were to really have the thought of kidnapping someone, the someone would be me? Why would they want to kidnap/harm/rape a useless foreigner? So easy to die i might as well hide at home forever. 

Arghhhhh..............

I AM going to the next overseas trip no matter what. Die also want to die there. Choy! K, restaurant city needs me now. Need to kill.

The auntie in green. FTW!!!!!

French fries. Void deck. Ice cream cake. Surprises. Tears. Present + card. Laksa. Canele. More presents.

At this particular time, you are feeling that you are or were unjustly and undeservedly treated and/or betrayed in your hopes and dreams. You feel that everything is against you. But look on the bright side for you are, whether you believe it or not, a survivor.

You are feeling very vulnerable at this time. Nothing seems to be going in the right direction - business wise, private-life wise, everything. You need some emotional security and an environment which could possibly provide fewer problems, but the way you are feeling you can't be bothered even to make the effort.

You feel unhappy because you feel that you are not able to obtain the co-operation of those around you. All you would like at this time would be to achieve harmony within your circle.

Nobody seems to understand you at this moment for everything you suggest or do seems to be taken up the wrong way. All of this misunderstanding is leading to anxiety and stress. The situation naturally is not as you would like it to be - you feel that you are being treated most unfairly and that trust, affection and understanding are being withheld from you and that you are being treated with a demeaning lack of consideration. You consider yourself being denied the appreciation essential to your well being and self-esteem and that there is nothing you can do about it. You feel that whatever you try to do to change the situation, you are getting nowhere fast. You would really like to get away from it all but can't find the energy or the strength of mind to make the necessary decision.

You seem to be always on the defensive and that is because you have failed to establish yourself in a manner consistent with your own high opinion of yourself. You are trying to prove yourself with inadequate resources and this has resulted in considerable stress. You are trying to escape from these excessive demands on your reserves by adopting a defensive attitude in which you refuse to be committed or to be involved in further unpleasantness.

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TRUE.